Worth1000.com has done it again.. this time, the theme of their Photoshop contest is if h4><0rz pwn3d the Earth.

What better time to invade Earth then when everyone is pigging out on candy and ham? (note: safe for work)

I didn't cover the abortive Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign that went horribly wrong in Boston and Philadelphia because, quite frankly, the asshattery involved nearly gave me a double coronary. That said, the N ational Lampoon has done an excellent mashup of the shows 24 and ATHF (SFW) that is about as absurd as what really happened. It's good for a three-minute laugh - check it out.

If this guy has even half the brains on the ball as the article says he does, he's a force to be reckoned with. I write of one Nakamatsu Yoshiro, profiled at Brainsturbator (note: relatively safe for work, despite the domain name). He's got over three thousand international patents to his name and is shooting to die at the age of 144, hopefully after he hits his goal of six thousand inventions. Just about everything he does is geared at overclocking his wetware and keeping his mind creative and flexible. He somehow manages to get by on just four hours …