Tag: funny

  1. New York has fallen! DC is under seige!

    13 June 2007

    I don't know how much time I have to write this.. I can hear them outside, pounding against the brick and steel. The staircase of my apartment building rings with shambing footsteps and the sound of.. things.. hitting the floor and bouncing downward. The sick little child inside me wonders if they're rotting body parts coming loose. The wards I've spun around the doors and windows will hold, at least for now. A hastily constructed reactor supplies sufficient power to keep them out, but it's fragile. My neighbors, mostly religious folks, are wondering what all of the glyphs and Hebrew …

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  2. Ummmm....

    05 April 2007

    Google Maps is a wonderful thing.

    But seriously, Google's added some interesting features to their mapping webapp, namely, the ability to draw and customize your own personal maps, which can then be shared with others, if you so desire. There is now a selection tool which lets you define routes and points on the map, a tool that lets you put flags on land- or placemarks, and a utility that'll let you define shapes, a utility that I think has a lot of potential.

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  3. Denis Leary: Prophet of the 20th century?

    04 April 2007

    In his standup show No Cure For Cancer, Denis Leary used to joke about all of the drugs that Keith Richards has done, and about how people would have to smoke his ashes because he'd all but used up the entire supply of illicit drugs on the planet. In a recent interview, Keith Richards of the band the Rolling Stones admitted to snorting his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. A spokesman for the music magazine NME was reportedly able to confirm that the story was not, in fact, an April Fool's joke.

    You know.. there isn't much else that I …

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  4. Captain Midnight goes porno early!

    15 March 2007

    Last evening television viewers in Arizona were treated to an unexpected bonus cable show: Soundless hardcore porn in lieu of Tom Brokaw. It seems that someone zipped the cable feed of KPPX-TV (carried by Cox Communications' cable net) and replaced it with a pornographic movie.. Cox says that it was a 'source issue'; ION Television (the parent company of KPPX-TV, Mesa, Arizona) says that someone sabotaged their feed, and they've started hunting for the perpetrator.

    If nothing else, zipping's come a long way from a guy in a rubber mask being spanked with a flyswatter.

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