Mar 17 2016
Take one drink...
- whenever I bitch about work.
- whenever I mention hating my lives, being depressed, or hating my family.
- for every piece of electronic equipment I mention having on my person (batman factor).
- for every time I'm logged onto ICQ--but aren't actually *there*.
- every time I crow about finding a new toy.
- every time I mention another possible apartment or new job.
- every time I worry about being too selfish or weird.
- everytime I slap myself in the head.
- when I mention purring--for as long as I purr.
- when I get to have something with cinnamon in it.
- if you catch me in a skirt.
- if I write a review of a restaurant I've been to.
- if I write a book review.
- if I write a movie review.
- I talk about loving my lives.
- I talk about something having to do with personal freedom, politics, or civil rights.
- I complain about my weight.
- I refer to my body as a thing or I depersonalise.
- mention wearing kitty ears and/or a tail in public.
- I go off into some discussion about geekdom that leaves you completely confuzzled.
- I say I want to throw someone down a flight of stairs.
- I make an InSoc reference (much less frequently in my old age).
- I refer to a person that I haven't seen in at least two years.
- I write about indulging in something I really shouldn't (such as ice cream, clove cigarettes, Goldschlager, or Wild Turkey).
- I make reference to the works of William Gibson, Frank Herbert, or CLAMP.
- I crow about being addicted to a new manga/anime (it helps, trust me).
- I talk about getting lost while driving somewhere.
- I say "a hell of a lot."
- if I write a review of a band.
- if I start talking about encryption or privacy
Take three drinks...
- whenever I start getting paranoid for any reason (you'll need them to keep your sanity).
- whenever I talk about witchy stuff or start getting strange (you'll need them to stay sane).
- whenever I post links to pictures on my website.
- you see the War Jacket.
- for every time I'm actually listed as "online" on ICQ.
- every time I mention my true age.
- whenever I mention something that could get me raided.
- whenever I specifically link to software or describe techniques for encryption or privacy.
- if I ever talk about sex.
- the next time Pariah appears.
- whenever I get a new job.
Chug if I get lost going to some place I've been to before that is:
- Within 5 miles of my house.
- Out of state.
- On the way to some place I've been before (just resign yourself to the keg/case/bottle if he's been to THAT place more than once, too.)