Denis Leary: Prophet of the 20th century?

Apr 04, 2007

In his standup show No Cure For Cancer, Denis Leary used to joke about all of the drugs that Keith Richards has done, and about how people would have to smoke his ashes because he'd all but used up the entire supply of illicit drugs on the planet. In a recent interview, Keith Richards of the band the Rolling Stones admitted to snorting his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. A spokesman for the music magazine NME was reportedly able to confirm that the story was not, in fact, an April Fool's joke.

You know.. there isn't much else that I can say about this. There are peaks of decadence that simply cannot be commented upon because the English language, at least, is incapable of doing so.

I do think, however, that the human race should grab a sample of Richards' DNA as soon as possible for cryopreservation, because the secret to physical immortality and regeneration may lie within his genome.