Antarctica Starts Here.

Take one drink...

• whenever I bitch about work.


• whenever I mention hating my lives, being depressed, or hating my family.


• for every piece of electronic equipment I mention having on my person (batman factor).


• for every time I'm logged onto ICQ--but aren't actually there.


• every time I crow about finding a new toy.


• every time I mention another possible apartment or new job.


• every time I worry about being too selfish or weird.


• everytime I slap myself in the head.


• when I mention purring--for as long as I purr.


• when I get to have something with cinnamon in it.


• if you catch me in a skirt.


• if I write a review of a restaurant I've been to.


• if I write a book review.


• if I write a movie review.

Take two drinks if...

• I talk about loving my lives.


• I talk about something having to do with personal freedom, politics, or civil rights.


• I complain about my weight.


• I refer to my body as a thing or I depersonalise.


• mention wearing kitty ears and/or a tail in public.


• I go off into some discussion about geekdom that leaves you completely confuzzled.


• I say I want to throw someone down a flight of stairs.


• I make an InSoc reference (much less frequently in my old age).


• I refer to a person that I haven't seen in at least two years.


• I write about indulging in something I really shouldn't (such as ice cream, clove cigarettes, Goldschlager, or Wild Turkey).


• I make reference to the works of William Gibson, Frank Herbert, or CLAMP.


• I crow about being addicted to a new manga/anime (it helps, trust me).


• I talk about getting lost while driving somewhere.


• I say "a hell of a lot."


• if I write a review of a band.


• if I start talking about encryption or privacy

Take three drinks...

• whenever I start getting paranoid for any reason (you'll need them to keep your sanity).


• whenever I talk about witchy stuff or start getting strange (you'll need them to stay sane).


• whenever I post links to pictures on my website.


• you see the War Jacket.


• for every time I'm actually listed as "online" on ICQ.


• every time I mention my true age.


• whenever I mention something that could get me raided.


• whenever I specifically link to software or describe techniques for encryption or privacy.

Chug...

• if I ever talk about sex.


• the next time Pariah appears.


• whenever I get a new job.

Chug if I get lost going to some place I've been to before that is:

• Within 5 miles of my house.


• Out of state.


• On the way to some place I've been before (just resign yourself to the keg/case/bottle if he's been to THAT place more than once, too.)