2005/04/18

Busy weekend. For the first time in two months, I've finally had a chance to clean up around the apartment. The carpets are swept, the floors mopped, and the bedroom is in decent enough shape to be presentable. I even changed the water in the fishtank, much to the relief of Proteus and Eris. My only gripe is that I haven't yet dusted, something which I actually hate doing but need to do to satisfy that part of me that's a perfectionist. I've also caught up on rest since Tekkoshocon a couple of weeks ago, so much so that my body's immune system is again listening to commands and doing its job. Late yesterday afternoon I jumped down to Fern Dragonstar's to celebrate her birthday. Unfortunately, I arrived just after everyone else left (what timing..) but spent the evening with her and the kids just hanging out and catching up on life in the past couple of months. Fern's one of my favourite people but we never get to see each other. She's been doing a lot better, and is trying to get her life organised and running smoothly.

When you get right down to it, what else can you really ask from life, other than not having any problems and having time to spend with the people you love?

Let's see... what's been going on the big, wide world Out There in the past couple of days? Apparently, not much that isn't running around in circles or making one wish that they lived in an L7 facility: A fifteen year old kid was picked up on AOL for sex by an adult. As it turns out, the adult in question was one of the folks AOL employs to monitor the chat rooms for stuff just like this. One of the cow-orkers of the AOL monitor in question discovered the liaison and reported it to the authorities before the get-together, planned for the girl's seventeenth birthday, could come to fruition. AOL and its parent company, Time-Warner are being sued for falsely representing AOL as safe for kids, and for not sufficiently watching over the actions of its employees. The AOL monitor has been canned, the kid is now nineteen, and waited two years before reporting what was going on and bringing the lawsuit.

We have two words of the day for the price of one: Left wing and right wing

The Transportation Security Agency is at it again, and this time they might have a few plane hijackings in the future, not for political reasons, but because some of the folks on long plane flights really, really want to go to Borders in a hell of a big hurry. It stems from this: Luggage screeners and the folks who search you at the security checkpoints are empowered to not let you bring stuff with you that isn't on their list of prohibited items at their discretion. The gentleman who wrote this blog entry was told that come 14 April 2005, passengers could carry only two books to read in their carry-on luggage and not four. How strange. Because the screeners are allowed to interpret policy, this could cause some pretty weird situations. I'm thinking specifically of college students, some of whom actually study while they're travelling. I'm also thinking of an associate of mine who encountered some.. shall we say, difficulties, regarding his reading material while he was in the southeast last summer.

This might refer to matchbooks (remember, cigarette lighters can't be carried on flights anymore, though book matches can, ironically enough), but again, the screener's discretion is relied upon in ambiguous situations.

Something to keep an eye on: Dcrab claims to have discovered numerous security vulnerabilties in a number of very high profile websites, among them CNN and the Bank of America. He hasn't said, however, what he's found or what its impact could be, so there's no sense is screaming that the sky is falling. This could get interesting.

Apparently, my pimp name is Vicious D. Lynch Jazz. What's yours?

2005/04/16

You scored as Beast. Codename: The Beast Full Name: Henry P. McCoy Mutant Powers: Increased agility, strength and stamina. Henry "Hank" McCoy is a founding member of the X-Men. Among all his original teamates, Hank had the best childhood, between loving parents, and so his temper and way of living was one of the happiest at the mansion. Beast's mutation at first was hardly noticable, but while away from the team, Hank made a terrible mistake: testing a new substance that he was using to study the x-factor. Beast tried the substance on himself. This caused a further mutation on his body, covering him with gray fur (that later became blue), fangs and great nails. He had then indeed become a "beast". One of the only students at the mansion who took up an education beyond that of the Xavier school, Beast's studies were in the biogenetic area of his field. Possessing a quick wit, a wry sense of humour, and scholarly wisdom, he also has a penchant for quoting the classics and poetry. Despite his beastly exterior, he is possesess incredible genius, making him one of the most intellingent minds in the world. Beast 90% Jean Grey 85% Cyclops 80% Shadowcat 75% Professor X 75% Nightcrawler 65% Storm 60% Rogue 60% Colossus 55% Wolverine 45% Iceman 45% Archangel 45% Banshee 25% Which X-Men member are You? created with QuizFarm.com

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I'm not likely to whip out pictures of my family at every turn, though.

2005/04/15

I think these folks are going out on a limb safety-wise, at least in some respects, by hunting down and hatching the eggs of very, very old organisms, but I'll get to that later. Researchers have empirically proven the Red Queen Hypothesis of genetics, which says that a species must constantly evolve to remain a good fit for its environment, and to discourge predation however it can. By finding these very old eggs, hatching them, and observing and comparing the organisms (in this case, a strain of water flea) to generations extant today, you can see how the genome of a given species has evolved over time. The oldest eggs found were dated at being over a century in age, which makes them a perfect genetic snapshot of the species. The morphological changes in a century's time in daphnia retrocurva were striking: The length of the spines on the carapaces and the shapes of the heads of the diminutive creatures of earlier generations were markedly larger, which makes them less likely to be consumed by predatory insects and fish in their natural habitat. The native environments of modern generations of d.retrocurva have many fewer predators, so recent specimens lack these features. Genetic analysis shows that the genomes of the earlier and later generations of d.retrocurva are highly similiar (within the parameters you'd expect of a century's worth of genetic drift), plus the genes that control the development of those structural features.

Most just wouldn't get it, but if you stop and think for a moment, it makes perfect sense to keep the surveillance cameras under photographic surveillance. In Seattle, Washington this week, attendeed of the Computers, Freedom, and Privacy Conference did just that, lead by wearable computer pioneer Steven Mann. Mann and over two dozen other folks invaded the local mall and photographed every securicam they could find (as well as the smoked plastic domes on the ceilings that might not be concealing securicams due to cost of installation) to see how the folks watching on the TV monitors would react to being watched in turn. Mann, per usual, was wired up with his Eyetap glasses; everyone else was carrying the ubiquitous cloth carrybags commonly handed out as conference-swag to which they'd stitched black plexiglas domes mimicking those covering surveillance cameras. Some of them had wireless cameras behind them, some didn't. Like those on the ceilings of stores, you just don't know unless you go up there and look. As you'd expect, the security guards were less than thrilled with the photography, and just didn't understand why the watchers may in turn be watched. Interestingly, they only took offense at the handheld cameras the conference goers used; they didn't pick up on the meaning of the smoked plastic domes that were nonchalantly being aimed all over the place. Even Argus is blind to the obvious, it would seem.

In response to the Campaign Finance Reform Act of 2002, a new bill has been introduced to the House that would prevent the Net from being considered public communication. Specifically, the bill would ament the CFRAo2k2 to "not include communications over the Internet".

Bruce Schneier of Counterpane has published an analysis of the Papal voting procedure, used to select a new Pope of the Catholic Church. The procedure is entirely transparent in that everyone can watch everyone else vote at all times, though the contents of the votes themselves are kept secret until they are counted three times by three different people. All voters are given multiple ballots, in case errors are made. All tallies of the votes are made six times, three by Scrutineers, who count the votes, and three Revisers, who verify the counts. Three others called Infirmarii, are randomly selected before each vote to collect ballots from Cardinals who are too ill to vote in the Sistene Chapel. Everyone sees that one and only one ballot at a time is placed into the chalice holding the votes each time. After the votes are tallied and confirmed, they are burned in full view of everyone (white if the election has concluded in the election of a new Pope, black if not). The Sistene Chapel is swept for electronic bugs every day before the voters go into seclusion; laser bugs monitoring the vibrations from the windows high above are a known problem, but there are also countermeasures available to deter laser tapping (small buzzers are affixed to the insides of the windows which cause the glass to vibrate, making it impossible to pick up the sounds of voices). It wouldn't surprise me if the Vatican's thought of that. The Cardinals are also in choir dress while they are in seclusion, which makes it difficult for anyone to conceal ballots to stuff the vote, if they were so inclined. As if that weren't enough, the officials overseeing the votes as well as the voters themselves swear that they will not attempt to hedge the votes one way or another (for what that's worth; even religious oaths may and can be broken, they aren't like mental conditioning in most people in the short term).

When in doubt, send in the droids. The United States military has been testing combat robots armed with pump-action shotguns in Iraq. First the aerial drones controlled by a combination of neural nets and remote control hardware, and now the 40 pound track-driven Pacbot. The 29th Infantry at Fort Benning, GA is testing them more stridently at this time, though they've already seen deployment in the battlefield. The article, however, is a bit hystrionic, and neglects to mention how the Pacbot is controlled (a neural net and sophisticated expert system software, remote control, or both?) while it yells about the possibility of AI controlled Humvees that can't drive in a straight line (computer piloting of road vehicles is notoriously wiggy), which actually makes all the difference. I hate to say it, but this article contains only a little useful information and more ranting than I ordinarily prefer to read.

Well, they've finally admitted it: Information behemoths CoicePoint and Lexis-Nexis have been owned many, many times in the past and not realised it until well after the fact. At this time, Senate Judiciary Hearings (chaired by Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania) pertaining to identity theft are underway, and the corporations are admitting that their security has been compromised anywhere from 40 to 50 times (!) and they've notified law enforcement... not once. Computer security officers designated as law enforcement liasions didn't seem to understand how much of a problem this is for the people whose information is contained in their databases, and so didn't think it important enough to report it to the FBI, the Secret Service, or even local police. Moreover, all but four or five of the compromises were the result of someone guessing poor passwords (oh, for Kibo's sake...). In twenty years, has no one decided to come up with a reasonably hard to guess password for their logins?

If these guys are the best and brightest of the industry.. we're well and truly fucked.

This situation tastes heavily of irony, if nothing else: Senator Jeff Miller of Tennessee, who is one of the most ardent supporters of a Constitutional amendment that would forevermore make same-sex marriage illegal, and who preaches up and down about the sanctity and permanance of marriage is getting a divorce. Far be it from me to make fun of what is never a good situation for anyone, but doesn't getting a divorce detract from the concept of marriage in general? As if that isn't enough, he's accused of 'inappropriate marital conduct' (had an affair), something that we're accused of doing more often than not. So much for the solemnity of a marriage between a man and a woman only. Unsurprisingly, he fought and won a battle to have adultery excluded from the text of the Constitutionalm amendment that he's sponsoring.

Not long ago I linked to an article about PIEs (Persistent Identification Elements), which use Flash to track net.usage when cookies are disabled. In reaction to this, an extension for Firefox called Objection has been released which adds an entry to the configuration panel that lets you clear all of them out of your browser whenever you want. At this time, this extension only seems to work with the Windows port of Firefox, but the call's been put out for other OSes to be supported (due to directory structure differences).

Your word for the day: Newspeak

C...Carbon You scored 22 Mass, 38 Electronegativity, 30 Metal, and 60 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting groups. You value equality in relationships, and don't deal well with overly submissive or demanding people. Well, whatever... thanks for making life possible... oh, and cut the global warming out.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 10% on Mass You scored higher than 72% on Electroneg You scored higher than 7% on Metal You scored higher than 92% on Radioactivity

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2005/04/14

Nevermind the fact that in most places you can buy a new one in a shoppe not ten feet inside the security perimeter, cigarette lighters are now banned on US flights. This was done because Richard Reid, the infamous Shoe Bomber who was apprehended on a flight over three years ago, attempted to use an ordinary butane cigarette lighter to light the fuse attached to explosives worked into his sneakers. And yet you can still carry up to four books of safety matches on your person aboard a plane.

To quote Super Milk Chan, "You dumbass!"

It's one thing to ship samples of a highly virulent virus to research labs; it's another to then order the labs to destroy their samples post haste; it's a third to make a big deal in the news about telling them to do so. The rationale given was that the samples of Asian flu, type A/1957 was never supposed to have been shipped out, and that the risk of samples 'going missing' and later being used as bioweapons was too high. As it turns out, this was done to see how many labs would actually listen to orders. If you're going to send them out just to see who listens, though, and you know bloody well that some might not do what you tell them to... why use active samples of the virus?! A simple phial of saline solution would have worked just as well, and would actually have been cheaper!

Your word of the day: Neoconservative.

If you drive a vehicle, at some point some git is going to slam into it while you're not there and then drive off as if nothing had happened. Sometimes this is just a love tap, and sometimes it means hundreds or thousands of dollars in repair bills. One guy was on the recieving end of this, and rather than sigh and get on with life, he tracked down the guy who did it and let his insurance company handle things. The minivan that slammed into his car left a hubcap behind, which he looked up on hubcaps.org to identify the make and model of the vehicle. Armed with a representative photograph of the minivan, he then went to the management of the parking garage, who then searched the tapes from their securicams and found the incident recorded in their tape library. The license plate number was clearly displayed on the tape, which he acquired copies of. A publically available database was consulted to find the name, address, and phone number of the person associated with that place. Thus armed, he took the evidence to the insurance company, who covered all but $100us of the repair bill.

Smile: You're on candid security camera.

Thinkgeek has added something interesting to their inventory, a home DNA storage kit. The kit includes supplies for taking a sample of your own DNA with a swab to pick up some of the shed cells from the lining of your mouth and stuff to preserve it (the exact method isn't specified; I'd guess freezing). There is even a setup in the kit to show you a 'snapshot profile of your DNA', whatever that means. I'm guessing that it'll show you a visual representation of your chromosomal makeup, ala DNA analysis. There's even a card that you can send the results away with to get a t-shirt with that visual breakdown on it.

Frankly, I'm not sure what I think of that. On one hand, I think it's kind of neat to take a peak at your DNA, and maybe save a sample of it for some odd reason. I still harbor thoughts from time to time of banking some of my body's DNA in the hope that one day it'll be clonable; it's the sci-fi fan in me. On the other hand, you can do some pretty nasty stuff with someone else's DNA, like set them up for something. Also, is it really a good idea to give people access to a snippet of your DNA, reasonably intact, for any reason? It seems to me like some things should be kept private, especially in a world where privacy is steadily being eroded, with no one doing a damn thing about it.

Folks who remember the BBS (bulletin board system) scene of the 1980's into the mid 1990's will be interested to find out that Jason Scott of textfiles.com has shipped the masters of the BBS documentary to the printers for mass production. The documentary, spanning three DVDs, will be available RSN (real soon now), as it's being duplicated at this time. Pre-orders are being taken.

Last night, at long last, I finally found the time to settle down and get some real work done around the Garden, after running around for so long and running myself into the ground. A quick stop at the store was made after work to pick up cleaning supplies, and after dinner I headed into the bathroom to scrub down everything, from the floor and carpets that were covered with my own hair (enough to weave another 'me' out of) to the tile walls which were still looking pretty good but if you're going to take care of business, you may as well do it right. I even threw out the old bathmat and replaced it with a new one, one which I hope will be usable for longer than the old one before looking like it's been sitting in the sun for too long. Next on the agenda is cleaning up the rest of the apartment, but I'm going to make a day of that on Saturday because I need to move a lot of stuff around to run the sweeper.

You are Greed!

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Nooo... no one ever doctors evidence. Ever. Not even the NYPD, which was caught editing video footage of arrests made at the Republican Convention in 2004, resulting in rather more people being charged than really should have. In fact, 91% of the 1800 people arrested have had their charges dropped or been declared not guilty. The editing in most cases was clips of protestors acting peacefully being dropped from the footage entirely; which corroborates the testimony of the police. The full, unedited footage, however, contradicts their story. Listen to the report (linked off of this article in several different formats), and also read the transcripts of the interviews of some of the folks arrested. It's enlightening stuff, to say the least. No one seems to know who did the editing, which makes a lot of people out to be worse than they really were. What is known is that it's sloppy enough to be obvious to anyone watching it with half an eye open.

2005/04/13

I rather thought that the separation of church and state was for the best of the people (seeing as how this country was originally settled by people running from religious persecution), but some very powerful people in the US government don't see it that way. It's one thing to have a personal religion, you see, and to keep your own conscience, but apparently that isn't enough anymore. I think it's interesting that they say that they've got the inside track on whatever plan the Divine has, and a lot of that seems to include giving people that they don't like a hard time. Of course, the Terri Schaivo case figures prominently in this (who isn't using her to grandstand these days, just let her find peace!!) Representatives of the Christian Reconstructionist movement, who believe that US law should be thrown out and replaced with Biblical law (I'll leave it up to you to do some research and see what this entails; suffice it to say, some of the dictates are up there with what US forces are so proud of abolishing in Iraq). They don't seem to understand that the Constitution was not written along Biblical principles, and history backs this up. I have on final comment on this, and that is that people who perpetually think that the world is going to end or that the land is on the brink of falling into disaster seem to be the ones that try to bring this about, in a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy. When some people need to be right, they will attempt to be right at all costs, even though it sometimes means becoming the very things that their paths have warned them about time and again.

Information security might begin with you, but 'you' does not appear to include Lexis-Nexis. The database giant, whose databases contain sensitive information on millions of Americans, has reported that it was compromised, resulting in the dissemination of over 300,000 records to the intruders. The infiltration of thier network was discovered after a usage audit of Seisint, an information brokering company they acquired in July of 2004. Stolen login credentials were used to gain access to the databases. Lexis-Nexis states that their security was not circumvented in any way, it was only passwords that were broken.

Uh, guys? Login credentials are part of information security. Those accounts were imperiled by persons unknown. Thus, your information security was jeopardised. In short, J00 W3R3 0WNZ3D!

We can't even trust Big Brother to keep our information safe. Feh.

Carrying a purse does not preclude being able to kick someone's ass if need be. The latest handbag by Sundae's Best includes a cast aluminum handle that looks suspiciously like a pair of brass knuckles...

Understandably, the US military is very interested in the expansion of the field of prosthetic limb replacement, so much so that they've come up with a preliminary set of specs for bionic arms that seem reasonable, but are technically far from implementation at this time. The limb would be controlled by the peripheral nerves, presumably by installing jacks attached to the motor nerve trunks and plugging the limb straight in (no less would be necessary for control approaching that of an organic limb). The replacement arms must have sufficient dexterity to pick up a raisin unassisted (they're usually a bit under a quarter of an inch in diameter) and write in longhand with a pen or pencil. Sensory feedback is a requirement (much work in this direction has already been done in the field of industrial robotics, for giving robotic arms a sense of touch, and hence a sense of pressure to tell them how hard they're squeezing); specifically, common tasks must be doable in the dark by touch alone. The arm must also be capable of lifting 60 pounds unassisted.

In short, they want a reasonably good facimile of a human arm, and soon.

Holy cats - Adobe Acrobat Reader v7.0 is finally out for Linux. Way to push us to the back of the line, guys... may I suggest checking out Xpdf as well? Maybe we can start pushing things farther in our direction by extending the open code first.

At last, someone is looking into the $212mus price discrepancy from Halliburton (original article is linked at the top of this reprint, sell your soul to get access to it, or just give them the address of someone across town). Halliburton is accused of overcharging the US government for services rendered in Iraq, to the tune of millions of taxpayer dollars, as uncovered during a routine audit. Of course, all charges of wrongdoing were denied, the numbers to the contrary. I doubt the public will find out the results one way or another, though.

I think this is telling with regard to what's going on in Cuba at this time. Suspected enemy combatants are being brought before US military tribunals, and a few of them are demanding to be shown the evidence against them. They aren't shown anything because the evidence is considered classfied. One of the judges (their names are restricted information, of course) was quoted as saying, "I don't care about international law. I don't want to hear the words 'international law' again. We are not concerned with international law."

1444 EDT: Conrot has set in. Poor food, stress, and too little sleep have kicked my body's immune system solidly between wind and water. I'm up and around but I think I'm going to be sitting on my butt for the next few days, until I get caught up on everything. Maybe I'll work from home on Friday so I can sleep in a little bit more than normal.

You scored as Sloth. Sloth 69% Wrath 44% Lust 31% Pride 31% Gluttony 31% Greed 25% Envy 6% Seven deadly sins created with QuizFarm.com

<kitty yawn>

Where's my sunbeam?

There's a counter-movement to the Day of Silence?!

2005/04/12

At last, it's done. Yesterday afternoon, running on little sleep and much caffeine, I left work early and trucked over to Dr. Schrenker's office for the last procedure, the installation of the permanant crown on that molar I broke a little over a week ago. It took only a single flick with a dental pick to pop the temporary crown off of the resin post set into my tooth and then a few minutes of fiddling and worrying to test the real crown a couple of times and file it down so that it fit properly. The rough part was actually cleaning the excess cement up because that stuff is very, very strong (I forget what it's called exactly) and requires a lot of abuse to break up and sweep away. That is actually reassuring, because it means that it will take a lot of abuse to damage the bond. Once it was in place, though, it was smooth sailing. It feels great, and it's much more usable than it was before.

This one wins the "No shit, Skolnick" award for 2005: US forces have no exit strategy for Iraq. There are no plans to leave Iraq anytime soon and indeed, this will not happen until the 'victory strategy' is fulfilled. Much of this 'victory strategy' has not been openly discussed, but it seems to consist of getting the Iraqi military up to speed and turning them loose. No one seems to know when they'll be deemed ready to stand on their own.

Your word of the day: Liberal

Just when you thought you could go a single day without hearing about new laws in process that deal with peer-to-peer filesharing networks, the Motion Picture Association and the Internation Federation of Phonographic Industries . This code of conduct requires that ISPs place filtering measures in their networks to block websites and other network resources that they deem 'dedicated to illegal file sharing'. They also require that the access trails of Net users be recorded above and beyond what even US law enforcement requires, to assist in tracking down copyright infringers, of course. If any complaint is lodged against someone, founded or not, all of that data gets handed over to the MPA/IFPA, no questions asked. Oh, and no one can run a personal server anymore. The draft of this bill is making its rounds in Europe right now, but it's only a matter of time before their US counterparts (the MPAA and RIAA (Motion Picture Association of America and the Recording Industry Association of America)) pick up on this and try to push it through.

You might be a fanboy if you go to the trouble of modding your scooter to look like Kaneda's bike in Akira.

When trouble comes to paradise, those in charge start asking for volunteers. In this case, the state Health Department of Hawaii (a state health department?!) is asking for 600 volunteers for a bioterrorism attack dry run, to put an emergency drive-through vaccination clinic through its paces. Placebo injections will be given, and those who participate will be given $5us gift certificates for chain stores. This will be the first such test carried out in the country, and the results will be analysed by experts from Alaska, New York, and Arizona.

In Beaver county, in my home state of Pennsylvania, the state of the art computerised, touchscreen based voting system has been decertified by the PA Department of State. Following a petition filed by the residents of Beaver county, professor Michael Shamos of Carnegie-Mellon University audited the voting system, and declared that the system is not safe or efficiently usable by the people, and furthermore it is not capable of the accuracy required for a political election. The voting system has been in use since November of 1998. The biggest problem reported is that the units sometimes refuse to register any vote at all, leaving the system in a questionable internal state (what is required to make it register a vote at that point? a vote for whom? will it even be recorded?).

In another sterling example of the "Just don't get sick" healthcare system in the United States, the market price of pharmaceuticals has grown faster than the rate of inflation, if you can believe that. So much for this election's Medicare reforms.. as if that weren't enough, the state governments have been instructed to not guide Medicare beneficiaries to any particular prescription drug plan, even if doing so would save those people money. Many people, who are older and live on a fixed income, can't afford the medication they need, and rely upon Medicare to at least help pay for what they need. Now, you can't get assistance that might help Medicare go a little bit farther. I guess you can't get old, either.

A few days ago I wrote a little more about requesting a copy of my FBI file from the powers that be. While I was gone I recieved the following letter in the mail:

Request No.: xxxxxxx-000
Subject: Lynch, Bryce Alexander

Dear Mr. Lynch:

This is in response to your Freedom of Information-Privacy Acts (FOIPA) request noted above.
A search of the automated indices to our central records system files at FBI headquarters located no records responsive to your FOIPA request.

Although no records responsive to your FOIPA request were located in our automated indices, we are required to inform you that you are entitled to file an administrative appeal if you so desire. Appeals should be directed in writing to the Co-Director, Office of Information and Privacy, U.S. Department of Justice, Suite 570, Flag Building, Washington, D.C., 20530, within 60 days from the date of this letter. The envelope and the letter should be clearly marked "Information Appeal." Please cite the FOIPA request number assigned to your request so that it may easily be identified.

Sincerely yours,

<signed>

David M. Hardy
Section Chief,
Record/Information Dissemination Section
Records Management Division

Interestingly, the field office in Pittsburgh still has not yet responded, nor sent back the registered letter receipt coupon.

I guess that settles it. I'm not important. I can definitely live with that.

2005/04/11

Last night was a night of sleep, though not necessarily of rest. After I got home and took one last inventory as I unpacked, I sat down to watch the two episodes of the new season of Doctor Who Lyssa's been uploading to me shortly after they hit the Net (I strongly doubt that it'll make it to cable in the US, though I'll be first in line to buy region 1 DVDs if they're released, make no bones about that) and then tried to sleep. I was up most every hour to look around and check on everything for some unknown reason. I'd reached the point where I was comfortable in my hotel room, but I'd forgotten how to be in my own apartment. That, and serious dehydration kept me from quite relaxing last night.

I had been on the go since Friday morning (8 April 2005) since pretty much sunrise. I got up at my usual time during the week, but rather than take the time to indulge in a pot of coffee and make breakfast, I realised that if I was going to make it to the Expo mart on time for the opening of registration I was going to have to step on it. And so, I hauled my suitcase, my satchel full of textbooks, several garment bags, a case full of computer equipment, and a broad brimmed hat down to my car in three trips, fed my fish, and headed for Monroeville. Because check-in at the Radisson is at 1500 EST/EDT, I had my stuff hauled up the John and Lara's room to sit while I went on-shift and did staff type stuff. This year, registration was handled by a web application hooked to a database; pre-registered convention attendees were looked up, confirmed, and given their stuff right off the bat. Everyone else had to be keyed into the database and given their stuff. To save money, we were going to set up a wireless network at the hotel which stretched into the Expo Mart; the application was running on a laptop computer somewhere in the conventionspace, and laptops were set up at the registration tables at each end. The first problem which arose was, as you would expect of a building that is about as large as a city block, is all the metal in the walls. We were going to get around that by setting up a meshwork of access points, but ran into another problem: If you're going to set up a meshwork, all of your access points need to be from the same manufacturer, be it LinkSys, Microsoft (I know, they rebranded someone else's gear; I'm not writing a case statement for this entry for pity's sake), or what have you. We had some LinkSys gear and some Microsoft-branded gear, and it just wasn't coming together. The three hundred foot spool of CAT-5 cable would not have been enough to stretch from the front of the Radisson to the Expo Mart, no matter how hard we'd try.

Eventually, Bob (the guy who designed the registration application) and I spoke to the Expo Mart management and cut a deal to use their wireless network for the duration of the con. Bob spent an hour moving the web application from his laptop over to the server where he hosts his website while I earned a new nickname to add to my PGP keys, "The Yellow Streak."

First, a bit of background: At Tekkoshocon this year, the t-shirts given to the security staff were coloured neon yellow, bright enough to be seen in the dark at thirty feet, with black printing on them. You can see these suckers clear across the Expo Mart. You can see one of us coming around the corner by the glare leaking around the wall. If you turn a UV light on one of these shirts you can get a tan from the reflected light. If you get enough of us together in one place, you can even see us from space.

The Radisson Hotel has free wireless access on site; the Expo Mart, on the other hand, charges $195us for unlimited usage as long as you'll be on site. The only catch is that you have to go through them to get an access code to authenticate your MAC address with the router, and until you have that you can't sneak through (well, you probably can, but I had more important things going on than hacking around and possibly honking off their management team). We had the management app running on the Net, but we needed to get a platoon of laptops onto the wireless network and on the Net. Not all of them had wireless network cards; there were even fewer active hardlines on the convention floor. This necessitated my sprinting back and forth from the lobby of the Radisson to the registration desk in the Expo Mart side of the convention and back again a number of times. After the second or third dash, the sight of a skinny pale guy wearing black flarepants with most of a gigabit LAN hanging from the belt and D-rings on the thighs wearing one of the aforementioned security goon shirts and kitty ears, with a black and white tail and hair trailing behind like a battle standard was common. The Mach 1 Bishonen was on the move, and for the gods' sake, you'd better get out of the way.

Because not all of the laptops had wireless networking hardware, we had to borrow a couple of antiquated units from the Expo Mart IT department, a number of transceivers which plug straight into the RJ-45 network jack on a computer that act as portable 802.11b gateways. We discovered eventually that they only worked on the Expo Mart side and not the Radisson side. The transceivers might have been hardcoded for the ESSID of the Expo Mart wireless net, I don't know. I do know that more running around was required to distribute them properly. Once we'd gotten permission to use the wireless networks on-site, the hard part was keeping access to the registration application. About twenty minutes after registration caught up with the dead tree backlog of data, we lost access to the application, and the lines began piling up once again. This was because the ISP which hosted the app was under attack...

That was cleared up a little later; I don't know how much later because I was working crowd control, and lost touch with Bob until later that day.

Much of Tekkoshocon was crowd control, crowd control and firefighting because many of the minions, the volunteers who said they'd work a couple of hours doing stuff for con staff like moving boxes and setting up equipment flaked on us, leaving the convention badly understaffed. Security was working double duty to cover, and the large numbers of people who were arriving in waves to either pick up their registration packages or to register were swamping us. As much as I love cosplay photography, when the halls aren't terribly wide snapping photographs can clog up foot traffic in the hotel. Every few minutes one of us working security would have to swing through the length of the con and keep people moving so there wouldn't be any pileups, especially with some of the j-rock and j-pop costumes that resembled ballgrowns.

I somehow found some time that afternoon to hit the dealer's room, which had many of the same dealers as last year, save for a distinct lack of "Annoying Yaoi Guy", whose voice could be heard outside of the dealer's room as he hawked his wares. It was later that day that I discovered that some items which I had purchased in the dealer's room were missing (several decks of cards, a large number of pins and buttons, and several models and action figures), along with some really weird stuff, like some makeup for one of my costumes, a hairbrush, a can of shaving cream, and some documentation I'd printed out to read during downtime. I'm positive that I didn't leave it anywhere because it never left my side until I'd gone up to my room to put the bags into my luggage. Thankfully, my laptop and all of its components are accounted for, as are the contents of my wallet. Very disturbing.

I saw something which I didn't have the guts to do while I was there, and that was a Megatokyo cosplayer (Junpei the l337 Ninja). Megatokyo, I have been told by various folks on the convention circuit, has something of a bad reputation, which appears to be part of why the initial blast of webcomic folks at cons has died down to next to nothing. At any rate, I managed to buttonhole the guy for a quick photograph before resuming my rounds.

Friday night was spent in the security office writing as fast I could; the night before I'd stopped in to visit John and Lara, who are on the convention board of directors. They'd mentioned that their chair of the RPG/CCG room had flaked out on them, leaving something of a power vacuum. While that power vacuum was filled in relatively short order, it also left them with fewer people to run games. In short, I was offered the opportunity to run a BESM (Big Eyes Small Mouth) game at the con, set in the world of Serial Experiments Lain at the con, which I accepted, knowing full well that I'd have to work like mad to not only put together PC (player character) sheets but a scenario and a selection of NPC (non-player character) sheets. The scenario came to me out of the blue; between Thursday and Friday nights I managed to put together a part of six skeletal characters, which players could take a half hour to flesh out before I started the game; I have a small collection of NPCs from the original run of my camaign, which I was going to introduce at some point to make things a bit more interesting; most of the NPCs, however, I was going to have to pull out of my ear at a moment's notice, though I had a good idea of how to do it and not swamp the party (the trick lies in knowing how the power levels of the game are laid out; if you know that, you can pick a few traits at random and scale them so that they pose a worthy but not insurmountable challenge).

As it turned out, however, no one showed up for it. Just as I'd expected. At least I got to sit around that night with Ellen, Justin, and Xavier and geek out for a couple of hours over pizza in the RPG/CCG room.

Later that night, I changed into black silk PJs and headed for the late night panel which I'd been dying to sit in on, Convention Nightmares (originally titled "Story Time With Uncle John"), featuring Mike McFarland of FUNimation, "Pocky" Kim (a veritable demigod of the convention circuit), and Greg Ayres, along with a select group of Tekkoshocon staff. Some of the best stuff at cons, it can safely be said, isn't the cosplay or the vendor's room or even the panels, it's all the crazy stuff that happens behind the scenes that you never, ever hear about (save for Amanda Winn-Lee, whose reputation preceeds her far and wide). I strongly suggest that all of you staff at least one con in your lives, not only to give yourselves an opportunity to experience what it is that we go through, but to collect a couple of interesting stories to tell to your kids. I can't do the stories any justice because delivery is half the experience, but I can tell you that if you take these folks aside and ask them about some of the stuff that they've gone through, they'll tell you and leave you in stitches.

As for the situation with the batteries for the FRS radios that the staffers were carrying... you're going for batteries next time, Pocky.

Around 0200 EDT I finally crashed, after setting my alarm to wake me at 0900 EDT that morning. My internal chronometer had other ideas, though, and I was up a few minutes after 0800 EDT. Rather than try to roll over and get a little more sleep, I pulled myself out of bed, started a pot of coffee (the room had a little coffee maker and a small supply of coffee), and got in the shower to boot the rest of my brain up. Following that was a shave and digging through my luggage to find the first costume of the day, the movie version of Utena. During my search, I discovered that a few pieces of needed paraphenalia had gone missing, including some lipstick (which would have hidden my lips, bright red from dehydration). Mentally shrugging, I went on with my morning shave (the last time I would see my shaving cream, strangely enough) and got dressed. The uniform fit very well, though I still wish I'd gone with the other version of the jacket. The wig, after being brushed out and examined by myself and Cosplay Kate, didn't really need much in the way of styling, and so on it went. The artificial locks hid my normally dark hair quite well, and my ponytail went down my back under the shirt and jacket, which hid the rest as well as providing a good spot to pin the wig into place. After a few more adjustments to my costume and picking up my satchel of textbooks, I headed out of the room and down to security ops to check in.

When I go out as heavily dressed as I was that day, I'm really not used to people recognising me. I took some care to try to hide the more distinctive features of my body, though pretty much everyone I knew greeted me that morning. I was a bit nervous at that, though eventually I relaxed. It's an anime convention - compared to some of the stuff people have seen, I was flat bloody normal in comparison. With that, I hung out for a while and broke my fast on a number of doughnuts (you'd expect security folks to NOT have doughnuts in the office?!), caught up on an evolving situation from the night before, and then went out on rounds.

I should mention the Final Fantasy VII cosplayers who became famous during Tekkoshocon 2005. There was a group of folks running around the con (with whom Ellen and I became good friends) dressed as characters from the video game Final Fantasy VII (something of an otaku classic, rather like This Corrosion in the goth scene), announcing their presence with a boom box holding the original soundtrack. Justin, dressed to the nines as Sephiroth, was hearlded by his personal theme music, which led to many fanfolk's jaws dropping. The crew would wander around the Expo Mart part of the con for a while until they found a suitably large space (maybe twenty feet on a side), whereupon they would then hold a mock random battle (an RPG staple in which wandering characters suddenly run into a pack of monsters and mix it up). Prop weapons would be waved harmlessly in the air at one another, multcoloured faux feathers were thrown into the air in lieu of 'phoenix down', bottles of blue Gatorade were produced and chugged (read, 'heal potions'), and Sephiroth's signature attack, the supernova, was accompanied by a pad of yellow stickynotes, all bearing the legend "Super Nova" on them. Of course, the boom box was cued up at that particular moment to battle music, which would last a few minutes, and gather an audience. When the music was over, some characters would be on the ground and some would be doing odd victory dances. Then everyone would get up, dust themselves off, re-start the music, and wander around some more.

Later, a few of us began kicking around ideas for holding a LARP at the next Tekkoshocon. But I get ahead of myself.

Eventually, they began to really have fun with the phenomenon, breaking out a few other favourites and dancing along.

The evolving situation was taken care of around noon that day, when a number of us found ourselves standing around the door to the security office feeling as if we'd just gone to a post-softball game fistfight only to discover an alien war machine poised and ready to devour a city standing before us. Thankfully, nothing came of it (for us, anyway), and the situation was resolved.

Most of that day was wandering around doing security-type stuff, like looking for lost people and generally keeping an eye on things. The con ran smoothly, and on that I can't say much more. The days were long and there was a lot that had to be done, but in the end everything went smoothly. That afternoon I ran up to my room to change into the second costume, Sumeragi Subaru from Tokyo Babylon, a costume which I've perfected in the months since I first wore it. I ran around doing more security-type stuff to prepare for the cosplay, the single event that draws even more people than.. well.. the rest of the con combined. By 1700 EDT there were already two groups camped out on the floor outside of main events (we told them that they could hang out as much as they wanted but not to make s'mores because they'd set off the sprinkler system, which would make the Expo Mart angry), and all hands were on deck to patrol the con to make sure that no one tried to sneak into rehearsal and ruin the surprise or cause any other trouble. Presently, the group of people grew and grew, until it stretched around the front of the Expo Mart. Many decks of playing cards were produced and games were played to kill time. A young man who was dressed as the Laughing Man from Ghost In the Shell: Stand Alone Complex kept us all entertained by dancing (quite well), which gave everyone something to admire (the man can cut a rug, let me tell you). Con staff sent some folks around to sell Bawls to the captive audience, and made a killing doing so.

I missed cosplay again due to security duty. Specifically, I had to take a shift in the office making sure that no one was doing anything heinous, checking weapons, and stuff like that. I'll probably do what I did for last year, and buy the DVD of the whole cosplay from Deathcom, who Tekkoshocon employs to record and distribute the cosplay competition. I took the time in the office to order pizza again from Monroeville's Unique Pizza, which has excellent pizza for only a little more of what you'd expect for delivery pizza in the area - they're well worth the price, let me tell you. Thankfully, nothing happened until the end, when we were called upon for crowd control duty once again. Thankfully, not much was required here - everyone left peacefully and went about their business. This left an hour or so before the Piano Squall concert.

If you've never heard of Piano Squall, his name is Michael, and he's a cosplayer who dresses as Squall from Final Fantasy VIII and is also an accomplished pianist, specialising in anime and video game themes. He's well known on the convention circuit, and very friendly and approachable, as I discovered the next day. Things were running a little late then, so we had to get Piano Squall set up and then run a number of flats of hardware down to the other end of the building to set up for the dance, which was to begin at 2300 EDT. Of course, I took the opportunity to run upstairs and change my clothes again, this time into my leather suit and trench coat to keep in theme with this year's Tekkoshocon, "The Matrix".

It should be noted that this theme was all but absent from the convention itself, save for the programme and convention badges, which were partially written in l337. Still, I've been looking for an excuse to wear my leather around for a while, and so I dressed in leather pants, shirt (thanks, Dataline!), boots, blazer, and trench coat, which was conservatively estiamted as one-half a couch in surface area. This failed to impress anyone.

However, I knew that I had a limited amount of time to wear my New Wave stuff in because I had no desire to repeat the incident at HOPE 2000, which involved latex rubber clothing and heatstroke. Still, I made the best of it before I had to change once again before the dance, into flares and Tekkoshocon t-shirt. At the same time the dance began, I was called into service to card people for the Yaoi 101/Hentai A-Go-Go panels, because PA state law demands folks age 18 or older for adult material.

I find this slightly disturbing in light of what I saw from the signers just before cosplay began. Signers appear to be a relatively new phenomenon, in which con-goers find a cozy corner to curl up in with several to several dozen close or new friends and hold up signs to everyone who passes by, not unlike a litter of puppies begging for affection and chewie toys. The signs range from the benign ("Glomps given freely") to the odd ("Bishie neko - will crossplay for glomps") to the downright worrysome ("Looking for slave; 15 y.o, excellent domme").

....the hell?! A 15 year old kid looking for a sub???

Anyway, every time someone would walk by, they'd creep a little closer to the part of the hallway where people were supposed to walk. Then a bit closer. Then a bit closer. Until we finally had to empty out the security office to get Evil Minion Overlord (tm) Dave to flush 'em all out and destroy their signs. Can we say 'liability', boys and girls?

The dance seemed to be a mix of remixes of newer anime theme songs, some j-pop, some DDR tracks, and a lot of very, very new techno (mostly real techno without a lot of trance). I've been out of the scene for a very long time, so mostly I kept out of the way and enjoyed myself. I even managed to dance a bit, just to keep the ol' legs in shape. I had to take care of something that came up during the dance, though, which meant leaving until it was time to lock the place down. After that, I helped some stranded folks find a way home after their car broke down. As it turns out, the guy I found who had a car was one of the folks I was playing Illuminati with at the last Tekkoshocon; I tried to find him after the con was over to give him a t-shirt but wasn't able to during all the ruckus. I finally returned to my room and crashed around 0300 EDT.

The next morning, I woke up around 1100 EST and decided to take it easy after the night before. I leisurely moved my stuff down to my car with help from the bellhop, checked out, paid my bill, and then wandered around the con some more being official, wondering the whole time what the hell happened to the stuff I'd put in my room on Friday - all of it's missing. The nearest thing I can think of is that either room service took it for some reason, or someone got into my room and walked off with it. I've pretty angry about this, though there isn't much I can actually do aside from lodging a complaint with hotel management to see what they can do about it. A lot of Sunday was spent making sure that everything was ship shape and running smoothly. I helped with some teardown at the end and some setting up of the art show and closing ceremonies before that. There really isn't much to write about that, save trying to track down some folks who are in charge of departments was painfully annoying, my FRS radio is shot and barely transmits anymore, and I wish I'd bid on something at the art show that was really beautiful. Unfortunately, duty called.

I did, however, get to meet Piano Squall that day, and bought a t-shirt and poster (the latter which he autographed, along with a programme that I dug out of a pile). I also managed to buttonhole Grey Ayres and get his autograph (and swap a debatably poor story for the gutbusters he told early on Saturday; it's only fair).

Rather than stick around for the staff dinner Sunday night, which could easily have run until 2200 EDT or later, I headed home by way of the Chinese smorgasbord on the way along with Ellen, Justin, and the rest of the FF7 crew to shoot the bull, descend upon the unsuspecting smorg like a plague of locusts, and geek out. I hadn't had any real food since the night before, so I was ravenous, and plowed through two plates of food before coming up for air.

When all of it was said and done, we parted ways and returned to our respective homes, with contact information in hand. I sort of feel bad about not going to the staff dinner but I was worried that we'd be there far too late and I wanted a bit more control over when I could go to bed Sunday night, to catch up on rest that I really needed for the dentist's appointment today, as well as stuff going on at work...

Your word of the day: Conservative

The Electronic Frontier Foundation has published a guide for anonymous blogging, which everyone out there should at least examine briefly. It's not technical and has a lot of useful information that just might save your job.

You have to worry when wanting to forbid capital punishment for juveniles is considered grounds for impeachment, as are pushing for taking international political norms into account for politics and wanting to strike down an anti-sodomy law. Ladies and gentleman, the cause of this uproar is Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy. Folks you'd think would turn the other cheek are saying, "No man, no problem," when they talk about Supreme Court Justice Kennedy.

This country scares me.

Perhaps there's hope in the Unitarian Jyhad.

Incidentally, they call me Sister Boot Knife of the Short Path. What do they call you?

2005/04/10

2030 EDT: I've returned to my Garden to rest.

My journey has been long and hard, and I've slept very, very little in the past three days. I've been from one end of the building to the other and back again, and earned a new name to add to my repertiore, "The Yellow Streak." I've been interviewed for a high school paper and recognised, much to my brief mortification. I've met and laughed with a number of demi-celebrities, from Pocky, who is a legend on the convention circuit, to Grey Ayres, who is possibly the most notorious voice actor in the continent. I nearly repeated a certain incident at HOPE, thankfully to no bad end. I even got a few comments about the sheer number of costume changes I pulled off in a single day (four), much to the consternation of a few people.

I got my roadwork in and I've abused my body horribly, far more than I really should have. I have fangirls, much to my surprise. And, as things are wont to happen to me, I had a brush with the strange that left me dazed, disoriented, and, for a change, pissed right the hell off.

I've had a great time. I'll write about Tekkoshocon tomorrow, as the opportunity comes.

2005/04/08

Come to Tekkoshocon 2005!

2005/04/07

The Lord Shaper is working overtime on the anxiety dreams lately, of this I am fairly certain. They're spreading like wildfire among my friends lately, and early this morning I had my own. I can only remember fragments of the last part of it but it involved being stuck in Chicago, Illinois with only six hours to get back to Pittsburgh in time for work for something very important, and only being able to drive back there. I would never logically have made it in time. By the time I woke myself up I'd lost most of the dream, perhaps mercifully, and jumpstarted my brain, if only to sweep the remnants of the dream from my mind.

Your word of the day, boys and girls, is drama, often synonymous with the word bullshit.

It's come out that the legal counsel on retainer to US Senator Mel Martinez of Florida wrote a memo that's been making its rounds which stated that the Republican party could make out big by taking advantage of the Terri Schaivo debacle. I'll leave it up to the reader to look at the information out there (and don't tell me that you can't find any, it was the only thing on the news for a solid two weeks, for Kibo's sake) and decide if they did.

With that in mind, let me just take a moment to remind you that information has a way of getting out. Remember, if it's written down in some form, it can get out. Then again, just talking about it might not be safe, either.

Even the Department of Homeland Security is concerned about the privacy of identifying information, so much so that they've hired Paul Rosenzweig to serve as the head of their privacy board. In case your long term memory's deleted prior references to this gentleman, he was head of the (hopefully) now-defunct Total Information Awareness programme two years ago. Whether or not this guy really cares about or knows anything about privacy remains to be seen, and privacy and civil rights advocates are already burning up the trunk lines with phone calls and e-mails of protest. First the head of the Claria Corporation (famous for everyone's favourite spyware Gator) was nominated for a position, and now this. If this is their idea of homeland security, I'm afraid to see who they're going to hire to guard the borders...

The state of Kansas has become the seventeenth in the country to amend their state constitution to redefine the word 'marriage'. The amendment passed by better than a 2-1 margin in the polls. This amendment not only makes same-sex marriage impossible but it also has the potential to affect legal powers of attorney, custody of children, coverage by health benefits, and adoption procedures.

Ever get the feeling that somebody really didn't like you?

Jonathan Schwartz, president of Sun Microsystems, went on the record with an attack on the GNU Public License, which governs legal rights for an enormous amount of opensource software. Schwartz did the usual song and dance about not being able to use GPL'd software in enterprise products, which isn't strictly true: You can't link GPL'd software into your products, as you would with libraries, but you can use GPL'd software to underlie your app, as a Linux distribution would. To clarify a bit, you can compile your app against GNU LibC, but what would make your app GPL. However, if you were to use a utility like GNU awk below your app to do stuff during installation (for the sake of argument; awk is a user utility used for writing pattern scanners) that does not make your app GPL'd. The relevant frequently asked question may be read here at the Free Software Foundation's website. The exact wording used is "at arm's length"in the GPL FAQ. If you can reasonably separate GPL and non-GPL code without breaking everything (for example, there are a number of implementations of awk out there, so you don't actually have to rely upon GNU awk), the license doesn't jump over. Schwartz also mentioned the perils of developing countries opening their source code, stating that it would place them at a disadvantage in the global marketplace. What he didn't say was that first and second world countries doing the same thing levelled the playing field by doing so. It is also ironic that Sun Microsystems has been crowing about using the GNOME Desktop environment in later versions of Solaris; GNOME is open source software, presided over by the GNU Project.

Cellular manipulation, ho! A group of scientists in Korea have figured out how to artificially age human cancer cells, causing them to enter their death-phase. This is important because cancer cells never die, they just replicate out of control. They've done this by installing a gene called MKRN1 in them, which somehow causes the enzyme telomerase to stop functioning in them. Cells can only replicate a set number of times, controlled by structures at the ends of chromosomes called telomeres. Every time a cell divides, the telomeres get a little bit shorter. When the telomeres are gone, the cell doesn't divide anymore and dies instead. Cancer cells have an enzyme called telomerase in them that keeps the telomeres from shortening, which means that the cells effectively have no checks upon their lifespans. Not only can this research possibly lead to a cure (or at least an effective treatment for cancer) but it could also lead to advances in the field of life extension, by allowing the development of a treatment that allows for the precise control of telomerase, meaning that cells could be coaxed to replicate longer than they otherwise could without becoming cancerous. The thing that bothers me, however, is that the team's research into the functioning of gene MKRN1 has not been published; they're sitting on it. Hence, no peer review. This could easily be jetwash; it's happened before.

If you've been following the saga of blogging in San Francisco, you'll be interested to know that they've decided to take a more laid back approch to it after a firestorm on the Net. The proposed law has been split into two parts, one which does not specifically reference the Net and one which states that only paid references on the Net must carry a disclaimer. As Declan McCullagh astutely points out, we don't know exactly what the original bill said, nor do we know how the proposed law will turn out after it's been kicked around in the legislature for a while.

2005/04/06

Microsoft reports that Service Pack 2 for XP is unpopular with businesses. Well.. yeah. Have you seen the list of things it breaks? Or the list of applications that lose functionality, sometimes critically so? No IT folk in their right minds would install it under these circumstances!

On the prosthetics front, researchers at Johns Hopkins University of Baltimore, Maryland are working on a prosthetic eye to cure some forms of blindness (not those related to brain damage). Their design involves implanting a microchip at the back of the eye which is used to interface a tiny video camera to the user's brain, built into the frames of a pair of glasses. The design was unveiled at a confrence in London on Monday; human trials will, if all goes well, take place within a year's time. While the resolution of the prosthetic eye will be less than that of an organic eye, it would still hopefully be good enough to allow for day-to-day living to go more smoothly.

In case you're curious about some of the logistics of this procedure, may I direct you to the work of Professor Stephen Warwick, which I wrote about some time ago.

Hunter S. Thompson will get his final wish sometime in August of 2005 - his ashes will be fired from a cannon constructed on his property. A 53 foot high monument depicting his insignia, an upraised fist, is being designed to incorporate a functional cannon, which will be loaded with the late author's ashes and fired from atop a 100 foot high pedestal during a public festival commemorating Thompson's wild, thought-provoking life. Love him or hate him, it's going be a shot heard 'round the world.

I wish I could attend that. Maybe I'll be able to. It's too soon to tell.

Ryan Gravlin posted to the focus-ms mailing list at Securityfocus a list of new features installed by Server 2003 Service Pack 1, which will be of interest to sysadmins planning a migration path in the near to mid future. Among the new features are turning off client services (such as the DHCP and WINS clients), setting up system auditing with a default configuration (it's normally disabled), and setting up IIS to not allow any unauthenticated users to alter files by default. If you read the rest of the thread, however, a lot of people are having a hell of a time after installing SP1; the most common problem encountered is the server refusing to come back up after a reboot, necessitating a complete rebuild. For production machines, this is probably the worst consequence you can imagine, up there with the hardware catching fire. Moreover, this happens not only on machines that have been in operation for a while, but on newly constructed Server 2003 systems as well (i.e., with no alterations made to them). It doesn't sound like a good idea at this time.

This is slightly older news, but researchers at the Schepens Eye Research Institute of Boston, Massachusetts published last month that they'd figured out hot to regenerate the optic nerves of mice, restoring sight to them after they'd been surgically blinded. After hacking the genomes of the mice and figuring out what did what, they discovered that a gene called BCL-2 is responsible for actuating the regeneration of complex nerve trunks, in particular the optic nerves. Normally, this gene is deactivated, so the nerves do not heal if they are injured. They also discovered that glial cells, the cells in the brain and peripheral nervous system that act as structural members (among other functions, they're kind of neat) form scar tissue, which prevents the axonal connections from regenerating. As long as that gene was active and the glial scarring had not occurred, the nerves could be coaxed into knitting back together. They discovered later that the same principle also applied to other nerve trunks, such as the spinal cord. The applications in humans include curing certain forms of blindness and paralysis.

Heads-up for fans of Hagane no Reinkinjutsushi: Not only has Viz licensed the manga (due for release on 3 May 2005) but they've also licensed the novels (due for release in October of 2005) and the art book (due in November of 2005).

If it's the artbook I've seen making its rounds on the BitTorrent trackers, it isn't much to write home about.

2005/04/05

Remember that DNS cache poisoning attack I mentioned a few days ago? There's a comprehensive writeup of the whole mess available at the Internet Storm Center. It's on the technical side but it does explain why it's being done and who is and is not vulnerable in pretty clear language.

As touching as this is, why does it sound like a scene from an action movie?

If you've ever wanted a way to compare the search results from both Yahoo and Google on a particular topic, check out Yagoohoogle.

In response to the large number of net.users who either routinely erase the cookie cache of thier web browsers or who pick and choose what domains may be allowed to set cookies in their caches, a company called United Virtualities has developed a method called PIE (Persistent Identification Element) which un-deletes cookies (no word on whether or not it'll force the creation of cookies if you don't let any be set) without the user knowing it. The PIE technology uses Macromedia's Flash extensions for implementation, and is designed to be difficult to disable or uninstall. Thankfully, Macromedia has published instructions for configuring the Flash plugin to disable the PIE modules. The Flash applets on that page directly configure the Flash plugin on your machine. Read the instructions carefully! To do so, go to the "Global Storage Settings Panel" page and set the amount of disk space that sites you haven't visited yet can use to store content on your hard drive to "None". Why should a website that you haven't even visited want to store something on your machine? Also, go to the "Global Security Settings Panel" and change the setting to "Always ask"; generally speaking, website B should not have access to anything that website A sets on your machine, unless website B is part of website A (which the Flash plugin is hopefully smart enough to detect). The changes appear to take effect immediately, and permanantly.

Your word of the day: discriminate

The Delocator - Plug in your zipcode and find the nearest coffee shops that aren't Starbucks. After playing around with it for a while, I've noticed that it doesn't do an intelligent lookup of locations because it does a numerical comparison of the zipcode you give it with other zipcodes in its database. The thing is, zipcodes aren't necessarily close together if they're numerically close - 15090 and 15091 are probaby not right next to one another, geographically speaking. Still, it's a start.

Just when you thought the media fiascos were over, along comes something that most news programmes won't touch with thirty feet of co-ax cable: The hearings to determine how much of the USA PATRIOT Act will be renewed. The way things stand now, about half of the provisions made in the controversial law will expire on 31 December 2005. Constitutionalists and privacy advocates all over the US have been up in arms over the changes made to US law by the PATRIOT Act since the get-go; a few states have even gone so far as to refuse to implement them, stating that the changes to federal law were inherently unconstitutional. Five sections of the PATRIOT Act, which specifically deal with electronic communications, are among those in the sunset expiry list, all of which have to do with clandestine monitoring of communications and the execution of classified court orders.

A couple of days ago I wrote about writing to the FBI to request a copy of my dossier. Yesterday I recieved the registered mail receipt from the office in Washington, DC. It's interesting that the office one state away recieved and responded to the reception of the letter faster than the one across town.

The Constitution Restoration Act of 2005 was introduced on 3 March 2005. I strongly suggest that you take the time out to review what it says. In part, "the Supreme Court shall not have jurisdiction to review... any matter.. concerning that entity's, officer's, or agent's acknowledgment of God as the sovereign source of law, liberty, or government."

I've paraphrased it greatly. Click on that link and read the text of this alteration to Title 28, Chapter 81 of the United States Code. The whole bill is short, sweet, and to the point. Then I want you to start researching the word theocracy.

Stop and consider this for a minute, if you will. What would you do if you were pulled over by a police officer, and instead of just writing you a ticket he pulled you out of your car and kicked the stuffing out of you? Or if you were thrown out of the hospital before you could be treated; during the court case, you were told that it was perfectly legal for the hospital to refuse to treat you?

You'd be going bananas, wouldn't you?

What if the judge you went before told you flat out, "God says that I can't rule for you, Reader," and there was absolutely nothing you could do about it?

That's what this bill would allow.

Which Pagan Goddess Are You? by kira_may
Name?
Age?
You are:
You favourite trick:	Throwing fire balls at unsuspecting gods
Your feeling towards mortals:	They get boring after awhile
When you sleep with mortals, your lover is:
Mortal you'd most like to smite:	Britney Spears
Quiz created with MemeGen!

I do happen to dislike Brittney Spears, come to think of it...

It's T-two days and change until Tekkoshocon, and I'm already fussing over my costume. I know it's egotistical of me, but I worked hard on it, and I really wanted to do it right. After a lot of time and work, I think that I didn't make the right jacket. The pattern I used had two variant jackets and two variant styles of pants, and I picked the shorter of the jackets and the longer of the pants, thinking that they would complement my unusually shaped frame. I had to alter the pants quite a bit to make them fit properly, because they were too large; I'll have to throw a few sets of stitches around the waist to tighten it a bit more, because the waistband is still on the loose side. The jacket, on the other hand.. I think I made the wrong choice. I should have gone with the longer jacket, which actually would have reached my hips. After digging out more reference images and finding a few cosplay pictures of others in my library (which I really need to clean out), it really should have been longer. Theoretically, I could lengthen it, but I don't have time, and I really don't want to spend time at Tekko slaving over a sewing machine in a hurry. I guess I'll have to deal with it as best I can, and leave the alterations or a do-over for afterward, for version 2.0.

After a lot of fiddling I managed to get the wig on properly. I kept pushing it too far forward, which covered my eyes with the bangs. After not messing around with it much but just letting it fall, it went into place the way it was supposed to. It needs a little shaping in the front, but that can be done at Tekko.

On the whole, I'm concerned with the net effect of the costume. Part of it work, and parts of it don't. I'm really not sure how it's going to work out. I wouldn't mind getting a second, practised opinion of how it works out before the con, so I can make last minute adjustments if I need to.

Maybe some of it is familiarity. I know what my face and body are supposed to look like, and no matter what tricks I use to change that, I can still see my own face under the costume and the makeup.

I can't make myself forget. Maybe that's what's throwing me, I'm shooting to look like someone very unlike myself, and some part of me keeps searching for and amplifying the bits and pieces that it's used to seeing. If I can just get that part out of the way maybe I'll pull it off.

2005/04/04

We miss you, Terrence. See you again, at the end of Time.

This weekend was spent running around like mad trying to get stuff done before Tekkoshocon, coming up this weekend (8-10 April 2005). Work for the past week has been spent doing sysadmin type stuff (don't tell me you didn't see that coming) because we've had investors coming into the office just about every day for a due diligence audit of our daily procedures. This, as you can imagine, is far from fun, and requires writing a lot of documentation that was originally scheduled for later this year. Even though much of this is 'common sense' to an experienced admin, due diligence states that you still have to have it written down for review and improvement, if only to serve as a handbook of operations for everyone else in case the admin goes on vacation or winds up in the hospital or something like that.

This is, unfortunately, a common enough occurrance that it must be planned for. Stress doesn't help the body's regenerative capabilities any.

I've also been working with Cosplay Kate on her laptop, which decided to go off the deep end and crap out after a web meme posted by someone infected her machine with no fewer than eleven distinct pieces of spyware, including the infamous IBIS Toolbar, which specifically terminates anti-spyware software, and at least one which trashed Norton Antivirus, which allowed the system to be hit by a worm of some kind (I couldn't quite tell, given the damage to the Windows Registry). I managed to rescue the data from her laptop and burn it to a pair of DVD-ROM discs, but unfortunately when Kate tried to reinstall Windows XP, the bad sectors that had been quietly accumulating on the drive decided to attack all at once.

Rather than fight with everything, Kate's decided to upgrade.

I've also been working like mad on my movie-Utena costume for Tekkoshocon. I've finished the tailoring and the alteration of the pants (which were generously cut in the pattern), as well as sewing the navy blue stripes onto everything. I spent Friday night doing some touch-up sewing to flatten the edges of the trip properly and used a special fabric glue to set the knots in the thread on the inside as well as sealing the edges, which tend to fray if you aren't paying attention. Yesterday afternoon I gave the costume a good pressing with an iron and a real ironing board, and cast the collar pips before dinner. After I got back to the Garden, I sanded the pips with three grades of craft sandpaper (just like I did with the Deep One embryo I made for Pegritz a few years ago), applied a few coats of gold enamel, and then a double coat of transparent varnish once that dried. I'll attach the pin posts tonight. The only thing left to do is style the wig (the bangs need cut so that I can actually see while wearing it) and practise moving around in it.

The mornings were spent running around, going food shopping and sitting at the local H&R Block office having my taxes done. Because I moved last year, that complicated things a little bit, so I couldn't just drop off my forms and have the guys there crunch the necessary numbers. I wasn't able to get my laptop written off as a business expense, unfortunately, because I didn't break the $4.5kus barrier on business expenses. When all was said and done, I got $11us back from the IRS and another $60us back from the state of Pennsylvania.. but then had to pay $280us to Shaler and another $80us to the city of Pittsburgh for income tax, which basically sucked my tax return dry and threw it into the trash. Bleh.

The Arkoon Security Team has discovered a security vulnerability the EXT2 filesystem of Linux. The vulnerability is an information leak, to be precise - information winds up in the filesystem's data structures on disk that probably shouldn't go there. Whenever a user creates a directory, a block of memory is pulled from system RAM and a few bytes are altered to set up the directory; nothing else in that block is initialised, so whatever the contents of that memory block were originally can still be picked off of disk (modulo the first few bytes, which are part of the filesystem). What does this mean to you? Bits and pieces of whatever you happened to be doing can wind up on disk accidentally, from parts of web pages you were looking at to chunks of e-mail that you were writing. The researchers have gone off and examined EXT2 images (files that contain EXT2 filesystems, distributed for the purpose of duplicating disks, like boot floppies) on the Net, and found data that shouldn't really be there. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention that some organisations and people back up their data by dumping images of their EXT2 filesystems to other storage media, which could be considered a gross violation of certain information security laws. This bug is found in implementations of the EXT2 filesystem in versions 2.4.0-2.4.29 and 2.6.0-2.6.11.5 of the Linux kernel.

The city of San Francisco, California is trying to decide if it should require webloggers to register with an ethics commission and to report their financial gains from the practise of weblogging. In a proposed law which sounds very much like the federal law that would have considered webloggers to be political contributors on a smaller scale, the draft law states that weblogs that mention local candidates that recieve more than 500 hits per month will subject the webloggers to a registration fee as well as periodic auditing of web server traffic.

Not too long ago I posted a link to an article that discussed the laws that require telephone companies to offer DSL without dial tone, which is steadily becoming a more common option for people who are more concerned with Net-realted bandwidth than talking on the phone. Last Friday the FCC stated that they cannot force telecomm companies to offer so-called naked DSL, after a 3-2 vote. This could put a lot of smaller companies (like Speakeasy on the ropes, because they have a hand in the naked DSL market.

Keep an eye on this one.

In nine states, laws have been passed that prevent the passage of laws regulating or restricting the sale of seeds of genetically modified plants. Yep - it's now illegal in Pennsylvania, North Dakota, Iowa, Georgia, Indiana, Oklahoma, Arizona, Idaho, and West Virginia to pass laws that place limits on the sale of gengineered seeds and plants. If you look at the texts of those laws, they're all almost the same, which suggests that the same lawyer wrote the bill and submitted it in all of these states (and more are sure to come) more or less simultaneously. Does this strike anyone else as being a slightly odd procedure?

This image says it all. (note: I'm pretty sure this is work safe)

The second trailer for the Hagane no Reinkinjutsushi movie, called The Conqueror of Shambala, has been fansubbed and uploaded. You can snag it out of the Torrent here: http://jesse.hostchange.com/tracker/download.php/37/%5BYeySUBs%5D_HAGAREN_THE_MOVIE_-_Trailer_2_%5BAF02E3DC%5D.avi.torrent

2005/04/03

You knew this was coming - a gang of car thieves in Malaysia circumvented the fingerprint lock on a man's vehicle by amputating his index finger to activate the fingerprint reader.

No shit, Skolnick.

2005/04/02

I forgot - Lulu's Noodle Shop in Oakland (Pittsburgh, PA) uses MSG in their food.

I'm going to take the remainder of a bottle of Motrin and hope I get an hour of sleep or two tonight.

2005/04/01

Now, what day is it supposed to be, again..?

Not a joke: If you check out the Internet Storm Center there are reports of a rogue DNS Out There poisoning DNS caches all over the Net by pretending to be authoritative for every domain in the .com top-level domain. If you accidentally use this server to resolve a .com address, it'll claim that it is, in fact, that address, and all traffic will be redirected to a search page. The IP address of this server is 218.38.13.108, and it's located in the network of Hanaro Telecom, Incorporated in Seoul, South Korea. The things people will do for clicks...

Hopefully not a joke: Microsoft, in a bid to slap some phishers down, has filed 117 'John Doe' lawsuits against the maintainers of known phishing websites. If you've never seen one of these before, these websites are clones of the sites of major financial or corporate companies, like Citibank, eBay, and PayPal, and attempt to trick unsuspecting users (with, it has been determined, nearly a 90% success rate) into giving them the user's login credentials for those sites as well as enough personal information for the proprietors to take out credit cards and possibly loans and other bank accounts in the users' names. In short, identity theft. The software titan is hoping to use the lawsuits as leverage to subpoena data about the owners of the sites from the hosting companies they're based out of so they can then bring actual, directed suits against them. For once, I have to applaud their actions. Phishing is a serious problem on the Net these days, and people's lives are being utterly ruined by a single mistake. I really hope that they can put a dent in the problem.

Not a joke: It happened sooner than I'd been lead to believe - Service Pack 1 for Windows Server 2003 was released yesterday. A list of the new features is available here as a page of links to other knowledge base pages... it's a bit more spread out than I like, but at least you can check out the release notes without having to install it first.

Not a joke: However, I think they did screw up pretty thoroughly when they granted clemency to Jeffrey Lee Parson, who wrote the first version of the Blaster worm. Parson now has to do 225 hours of community service instead of paying $500kus in fines. Bullshit. Blaster is to this day costing thousands of US dollars and hundreds of techie-hours of work in cleanup. It's still out there. Folks still won't install the patch and are still getting hit by Blaster and its variants. This guy needs smacked down and hard for the havoc he's wreaked.

Vaguely work safe: Introducing iCopulate. Hot iPod-on-iPod action! Transfer .mp3's from one unit to another without having to go through a computer! Get your gawk on!

This takes me back to the days of smart bars at raves... I guess it's only natural that the coders at Google would find a way to make the Net more accessible to the human race by making them smarter in realtime. I find their list of pharmochemicals brought back from the Bolivian rain forests highly amusing, and I think I'll work that into a Mage game some time in the future.

Mental note: Install PHP from source and not from Slackware package. Sorry, everyone.

Not a joke: Pat Buchanon got slimed. Ranch salad dressing bukkake!

pretty good You scored 18 American Logic Points!

Wow, you actually look around every once in a while. Congratulations.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 29% on American Logic

Link: The American logic Test written by You4got2Evolve on Ok Cupid

Since bloody when does New Line Cinema own the rights to the concept of 'elves'???

2005/03/31

What is this, the first operation in the Middle East back in the 1990's? Flaws in US military intelligence are still said to be too common, resulting in bad decisions and poor planning. George W. Bush was quoted as saying that the hits the US has taken to its international credibility and respect would "take years to undo." I guess that's what happens when you claim that another country has weapons that can destroy entire cities even when your advisors are telling you that they probably don't, and you continue to say that even after inspectors not hired by your country tell the whole world that there aren't any over there.

Terri Schaivo, requisat en pace.

At long last, after the release of the 64-bit x86 platform Microsoft will ship 64-bit Windows to manufacturers by the end of April. Around the same time, Service Pack 1 will be released for Server 2003, which is meant to pave the way for the 64-bit platform. Almost since the debut of the 64-bit cores, 64-bit versions of several distributions of Linux, FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, and even the GNU HURD have been available.

Yesterday, I wrote about signing the petition to a number of pharmacy chains that would force their pharmacists to fill prescriptions regardless of their religious or moral objections. Amazingly, I recieved a response from Wal-Mart, which said little of anything, only that they refuse to stock emergency contraceptives and that their pharmacists may stick to their guns on this. Not that they actually care about the reasons that this is bad, not that they'll look into it, not that their legal team knows thing one about this, only that this is how they see it and tough noogies.

Now it's time to tell them by not patronising them. Express your opinions with your dollars.

William Kristol, founder of a super-conservative think tank discovered that it was a good day to pie.

United States military analysts have stated that the draft may have to be reinstated if US forces aren't pulled out of Iraq because they can't meet current requirements for manpower. By the middle of 2006, they say, they won't be able to maintain an effective military presence in Iraq because enlistments are at an all-time low (maybe it's the lack of faith and trust in this operation and regeime). Army Secretary Francis Harvey and George W. Bush have both gone on the record as stating that there were no plans to reinstate the draft, but going on the record doesn't necessarily mean that you're telling the truth anymore.

Also on the military side of things, the Minuteman Project of Arizona has put out a cattle call for armed volunteers to patrol the Mexican border to prevent people from sneaking into the US. Folks with their heads screwed on straight are saying that this is an invitation to racists who wouldn't mind a chance to shoot at their least favourite parts of the human race.

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, word got out that the US federal government has been quietly funding the production and distribution of news stories that paint USFedGov and its actions in a light that makes the public more likely to accept and back them - most people call this propaganda, though that's such a dirty word these days... George Bush stated that this practise was legal, and that there were no plans to stop doing so after a number of watchdog groups filed complaints with the FCC, stating that this practise is news fraud. No matter how you cut it, writing news stories that hide the truth and decieve people as to what exactly is going on is lying to people. It makes the government less accountable to the people because the people will no longer have the information necessary to make up their own minds about what is going on. The government is supposed to act upon the will of the people through the representatives elected by the people, and this is no longer the case.

Pennsylvania representative Jeff Habay has been charged with, among other things, a felony charge of "possessing or using a facsimile weapon of mass destruction" (which could be anything from a highway flare to cornstarch) because he reported recieving a letter that contained a white powder at home, which made everyone assume that it was anthrax. Later analysis showed that this powder was harmles. The interesting thing is that Habay claimed that the letter was sent by one George Radich, one of his consituents in western Pennsylvania who did indeed mail Habay a letter on the up and up (it was signed and had his proper mailing address on it); Mr. Radich called for an audit of Habay's PAC (political action committee), something that throws a monkey wrench into Habay's operations because he's already up on ethics charges of using Pennsylvania state money and time to campaign, as well as having his personal staff campaign for him, which is a conflict of interests. Habay is also charged with having his staff run background checks on the families of competing candidates and people who signed the petition calling for his audit. He also is said to have directed his staff to run background checks on Radich and his family members and to smear Radich by flyering the Pittsburgh area.

I guess writing to your representative can get you in hot water. Keep copies of everything you send and keep everything you do on the up and up and publically accessible.. gods know that folks like Habay don't. Trying to get through to him was never easy (he was a representative in the area I used to live in).

I think it's interesting that this mess was published in the UK, because you certainly won't hear about it in the North Hills News Record, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, or the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. You probably won't hear about it in the Pittsburgh City Paper.

Residents of Connecticut and New Jersey take note: DHS is planning terrorism drills to test their procedures next week!

The US military has admitted that it took out two Arabic journalists who were working for the satellite channel al-Arabiya. At first, they said that it was unlikely that the bullets they'd fired at the checkpoint had killed the two.

This is just sick: Ice, Ice Baby translated into C++.

2005/03/30

Ordinarily, I don't write about net.petitions here, because most of them really don't do any good, but I think this is important enough to give it a try. As I've mentioned a few times in the past, a growing number of doctors and pharmacists are refusing to prescribe or fill prescriptions for birth control, among other drugs on "moral, ethical, or religious grounds". Nevermind the fact that many of these drugs can be used for more than pregnancy prevention, such as treatment of polycystic ovary syndrome, unusually bad cases of acne (no, I'm not making that up; I didn't know, either), and to smooth the time of menopause. But, of course, those don't seem to matter.. the petition is to the larger pharmacy chains, such as CVS, Rite-Aid, Walgreen's, and Wal-Mart to tell them to stop playing games with the health of women and fill their prescriptions. It might also be worth calling the customer service lines of these chains to give them a (polite, please - you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar) piece of your mind.

It's not a bullet between the eyes, but I'll take it: Famous spammer Scott Richter has declared bankruptcy after being sued by Microsoft, of all companies. Legal fees have driven Richter's company, OptInRealBig.com, into chapter eleven bankrupty protection.

In case anyone's curious about my rabid hatred of spammers, I've worked as an e-mail server admin in the past (and still do, sometimes). E-mail is the life's blood of corporate life, these days; people check their mail from just about everywhere you can imagine because you never know when someone's going to ask a question or want to further a deal at any time. It sounds ludicrous, and in a way it is. There really aren't any 9-5 jobs anymore, not if you count being on call, studying for certifications, reading up on new technologies (and teaching yourself how to use them because there isn't time at work), reading memos (again, because there isn't enough time at the office), and working on stuff from home.. again, because there just isn't enough time during the 'traditional' workday. So many people feel that they have to be connected all the time, and e-mail is their primary means of communication. If that means of communication is interrupted for even an hour, people panic. Entire companies quake in fear.

An hour can make the difference between making the company a few million $CURRENCY or losing your job because an e-mail didn't arrive/depart on time. An hour is a long time to have no contact with anyone because the Exchange server is down (nevermind the fact that there are people in your office, people with physical bodies that you can talk to, or that there is a cellular phone or a desk phone to pick up and use). An entire company can go bankrupt because a single e-mail did not get through.

A single spammer can send enough junkmail to bring an e-mail server to its knees. Filling an incoming mail queue with ten or fifteen thousand messages in the span of six hours (that's the worst I've personally seen) can force out one hundred real messages, which can cause just this. Or worse, the onslaught of spam can crash a server entirely (Exchange, I'm looking at you, dammit), which means hours of downtime. With all of your users breathing down your neck. And management breathing down your neck. And sometimes you'll get phone calls from business partners and customers asking why e-mail they've sent to your company is bouncing (because the mail server's been hosed by spam). No pressure. No pressure at all.

Put yourself in my position. You're on call 24x7x365. You've got an entire company and several dozen business partners, suppliers, and a few hundred customers who are depending on a turnaround time of an hour for business related e-mail. Some horse's ass on the Net decides that they're going to spam every user account they've been able to glean from your domain, along with a few hundred to a few thousand accounts that don't exist, just to be safe. Your mail server keeps up with the increased traffic for a while, but eventually it runs out of virtual memory or a pointer in the code winds up aimed at a memory location that it really shouldn't, and then it all comes crashing down.

What do you do, hotshot? What. Do. You. Do.

If you've got a strong W/will, you can handle a situation like this once or twice before you start getting angry, no matter how cool you are, no matter how laid back you are. Now do this about once a month for a year. You're going to be pretty honked off. Now have a few close scrapes - maybe the mail store of your Exchange server gets corrupted and you have to rebuild from a backup (you do make backups, don't you???), maybe you lose a disk or two on your array and you have to shut down and replace them, maybe the entire machine locks up and you have to use the big red switch to bring it back. If you're particularly lucky, when the machine comes back up and the filesystem check runs, some of the disk blocks will be set back to 'unused', which means lost e-mail messages or perhaps database corruption.

Do this a few times a year. Be shaken out of bed at 0200 $TIMEZONE a couple of times. Have to stay awake for a few days at a time, so you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation. Then drive home while you're in that state. Think you'll be particularly well disposed toward spammers after that?

The FCC is playing games again, this time with DSL service - they've decided to suspend regulations that force local telcos to offer 'naked' DSL (DSL over lines that don't serve as telephone lines as well). This is a trend that's really caught on among geeks, because they can get DSL service without having to pay for a phone line also (since so many folks use cellular telephones primarily these days). Specifically, the FCC voted 3-2 to suspend these regs in Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, and Louisiana, and other states are rumoured to be next on the list. I wonder if this doesn't have something to do with the CALEA-liek VoIP regs they're working on, because many users of naked DSL tend to use VoIP hardware or software instead of POTS (plain old telephone service - no, seriously!) service, and other means of curbing VoIP implementation have failed to date. They're definitely losing money on naked DSL.

This sounds suspiciously like replacing truewords with goodwords: US passports will no longer have RFID chips in them, they will instead contain "contactless chips", "proximity chips", or "contactless integrated circuits". The four letters 'RFID' (radio frequency identification) have many security experts, privacy pundits, and religious folks of all stripes up in arms, and rather than address their concerns, the powers that be would much rather find a way to make people accept them, because nobody would look up how a "proximity chip" works, right? Nevermind the fact that you can get an RFID reader on the open market and dump the contents of the chip in the passport without the bearer knowing any better. And if you can dump the contents of a chip, you can bloody sure make a duplicate with the data you've got. Once again, this isn't going to stop the forgery of passports, people. It's going to make it a little bit easier, in fact.

This is why you should be very, very careful about where you post and how you connect to the site.

2005/03/29

Yesterday went far better than I thought it was going to go, although the root canal process isn't finished quite yet. I went back to Dr. Schrenker's office yesterday, where he finally removed the filling (temporary or otherwise) by drilling it away. In a fit of common sense (though maybe not good sense), I opted to undergo this part of the procedure without anaesthetic - the nerve is gone, after all, so there's really nothing that could register pain, aside from the gum tissue and the other teeth. About fifteen minutes of vibration, which wasn't painful at all (save when a chunk of filling material would break away and hit soft tissue), and the filling was completely broken up and flushed away. The hardest part of the procedure was actually getting the matrix, the circular mold that fits around the base of the tooth, fitted, because most of the remaining tooth is actually below the gumline (that's how damaged the tooth was) because that involved pulling the gum apart and forcing the little metal ring down in there.

That sucked, but it wasn't that bad. It kept slipping loose, however, so repositioning it a number of times was necessary. Eventually, though, it did find purchase and remain stable for the rest of the procedure.

The business part of the tooth was built up with a UV-sensitive epoxy resin that approximates the stuff used to repair automobile bodies - it appears to be orange and translucent while liquid, but when exposed to some wavelength of UV light (I haven't seen the tech manual on the unit used there) it swiftly hardens into an off-white plastic. I'll cut to the chase and say that after many molds were taken of my teeth, a temporary crown was made out of acrylic and glued into place while the molds are shipped to a lab for fabrication. The temporary crown is basically an oblong of white acrylic, without any of the usual features t